Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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