Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
