I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I had to cum in my sink.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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