handjob tips. give me some.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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