How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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