I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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