I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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