3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you guys were way drunker than both of me
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
