why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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