I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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