I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
