When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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