It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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