I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
