we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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