dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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