I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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Oh Jesus.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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