Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
