At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I AM VODKA MAN
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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