well I can't set my house on fire every night
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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