My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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