We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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