I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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