So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He passed out mid-signature
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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