i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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