I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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