yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You need Xanax blowdarts
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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