is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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