My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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