I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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