guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think im going to throw up on grandma
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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