Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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