belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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