At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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