He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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