Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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