Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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