I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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