He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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