No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
one two three fourrrrnication!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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