there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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