BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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