Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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