My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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