And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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