I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Is it penis luge time yet?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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