If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
