I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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