So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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