Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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