Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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