Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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