no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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