is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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