I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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